These are the things then never tell you in sex ed. If they did, maybe we wouldn't have so many pregnant teenagers...
1. Wearing pants that include a big elastic band that goes up over your stomach is not glamorous or cute in any way.
2. It is virtually impossible to bend over without moaning, groaning, or clutching your back.
3. Although yes, it is nice to be able to use your stomach as a cup holder, it also becomes a place where all kinds of crumbs collect.
4. You start to resemble a beached whale as you try and roll yourself out of bed or off the couch.
5. You just flat out start to look like a whale.
6. In a one hour trip to the gym, you make at least three trips to the little girls room to pee.
Now, I must admit, I have no room to complain. I think I have been relatively lucky and had it pretty easy when it comes to being pregnant. I only wonder what the next 12 weeks have in store for me...
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